That antiadoption grrl (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jessy1019) wrote,@ 2008-01-28 20:30:00 |
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funny stuff
This actually made Mike laugh out loud, and he is not a joke person at all.
On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United
States, Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting
he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with
intelligent ministers and advisors."
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a
button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived,
the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me."
" Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not
your brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking
back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a
riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a
child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that
child?"
Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine
the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the
answer."
So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to
bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions,
none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not
knowing what she would tell her husband, the former President. As Hillary was
leaving her meeting she ran into her most formable challenger to her
presidential nomination, Barack Obama.
So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your
parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
brother. Who was the child?"
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be
me."
"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination
for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States!"
So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your
riddle. The child was Barack Obama.!"
"No, you Dumb Shit !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
The bottom line.... guess where we're headed with the two of them again
running the Country!
This actually made Mike laugh out loud, and he is not a joke person at all.
States, Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting
he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with
intelligent ministers and advisors."
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a
button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived,
the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me."
" Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not
your brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking
back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a
riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a
child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that
child?"
Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine
the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the
answer."
So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to
bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions,
none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not
knowing what she would tell her husband, the former President. As Hillary was
leaving her meeting she ran into her most formable challenger to her
presidential nomination, Barack Obama.
So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your
parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your
brother. Who was the child?"
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be
me."
"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination
for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States!"
So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your
riddle. The child was Barack Obama.!"
"No, you Dumb Shit !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
The bottom line.... guess where we're headed with the two of them again
running the Country!
